According to my friend’s father, this crashing economy of ours signals the start of the apocalypse, as narrated in the Bible (They’re a very religious family). Everyone, but mostly Russia, will all-out invade Israel in the most massive world war ever, and Israel will come out unscathed while the rest of us suffer heavy losses, as if there was some metaphorical holy shield over the country.
It’s a bit hard to believe, I must admit. One of the reasons why I’m agnostic (My religious status: Not sure if there is a God, don’t care to find out if there is one).
Although, it did sound plausible when my mom went super-nice on Thursday night. (I nearly had cardiac arrest, people.)
Here’s a shoutout to all my e-pals: Sorry–you know I’m horrible with keeping in touch. And now that my parents are mad because two of our computers are infected w/ viruses (Which I’m not sure is entirely my fault, because the only sites I visit frequently are fanfiction.net and… well, I think that’s about it), I’ll have restricted Internet access until further notice. Which means I probably won’t get to contact you guys for awhile.
Unless I pull out my sneaky sneaky computer surfing skills…
